Jokes 4 you

Boy: Chalo kisi viraan jagah chalte hain!

Girl: Tum aisi-vaisi harkat to nahi karoge?

Boy: Bilkul nahi!

Girl: To phir rehne do...

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Ravan was sent to court & was asked to keep a hand on Geeta. He refused

saying: Sita par hath rakh kar itni musibat aayi! Ab Geeta pe haath nahin

rakhunga

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Agar aap bus pe chade...

ya phir bus aap pe chade...

dono marthaba ticket aapka hi kat tha hai

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A lady to another lady: Jab tera divorce huwa tha tab to ek hi baccha tha

aur ab 3 kaise? She says: Woh kabhi kabhi maafi mangne aa jate the...

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Tumhari Girl friend ka sms mila hai,

kahti hai koi patthar se na maare mere deewana ko,

twenty first century hai bomb se uda do saale ko.

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It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle,

Million soldiers 2 protect a country,

but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home!

Let's Thank... KAAMWALI

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Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?

Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!

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An old rich man marries a young gal.

Interviewer asks the girl: Apne inmein shaadi ke liye kya dekha?

Girl: Ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kum.

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Boy: Tum gaana bahut achcha gaate ho.

Girl: Nahin, mein to sirf bathroom singer hoon.

Boy: To bulaao na kabhi, mehfil jamaate hain.

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Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?

Executive (sar jhukate huwe): Nahin sir. Boss:

Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.

Amazing Facts

1 - The liquid inside young coconut can be used as a substitute of blood plasma.

2- Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

2- You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.

3- The first product to have a bar code was wringley's gum.

4- The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache on a standard playing card!

5- Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

6- Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.

7- Walt disney was afraid of mice.

8- Pearl melt in vinegar.

9- It is possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs.

10- A duck's quack does not echo, and no one knows why ?

11- Turtles can breathe through their butts.

12- Crocodile is only animal and reptile which shed tear while eating.

13- Word without vowel is RHYTHM.

14- Dolphins sleep with 1 eye open.

15- A butterfly has 12000 eyes.

16- ostrich eats pebles to help digestion by grinding up the indigested food.

17- The elephant is the only animal that can't jump

18- There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos!

19- The most popular first name in the world is Muhammad!

20- A violin contains about 70 separate pieces of wood!

Strange Facts

• Eskimos use refrigerators to keep food FROM freezing.
• The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog”, uses every letter in the alphabet.
• Average life span of a major league baseball is 7 pitches.
• A 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable.
• The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year by the weight of books.
• Nutmeg can extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.
• The density of neuron star is 1.5 to 3 times of sun’s mass.
• Almost 85% of the universe is a form of dark matter.
• The first toilet ever seen on television was on "Leave It to Beaver".
• Only one person in two billion will live up to 116 of age.
• 200 companies contributing 29% to the world economy employs only 0.9% of the world’s work force.
• 98 tons of ore historic buried plant material is used to make one U.S gallon of gasoline.
• An estimated 16,000 people worldwide are becoming infected with HIV every day.
• Strong negative emotions lead to damage of immune system.
• Due to pollution and overfishing, population of American, Asian and Europeans eels have declined up to 99%.
• The dot over the letter "i" is called a tittle.
• Neutrons have a life of 14 minutes outside the nucleus of an atom.
• Only 22% of original forests on earth have remained.
• There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with orange, purple and silver.
• Humans are the only primates having pigment in the palms of their hands.
• On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.
• Reno, Nevada is west of Los Angeles, California.